1. To have blue balls ones in there lives.
2. To be left home with at lead to kids and no car for a weak.
3. To be treated like a five year old when they can't figure out how to pick up there socks.
4. The right to cry
5. A good kick in the but for trying to be macho all the time.
6. To have to take birthcontrole pills just for one month of there lives.
7. To have love and loose it just once so they know when they have a good thing next time
8. To be kissed by someone with a beard
9. Woken up every night by a hungry child or one that needs help to make it to the potty
10. To have some one to sleep next to at night even if it is a dog
11. Punched in the boob after getting a sun Bern
12. To pass a kidney stone (closest thing to child birth my butt)
13. The right to ask for anal sex NOT GET IT
14. To wear a dress in winter
15. To wear nine inch heals and have to walk for a mile because we don't want to pay for parking
16. To be thanked when the do really try to do a good job
17. To be nagged when they don't
18. Have some one bye them a drink
19. Wear make up on a hot sunny day
and last but not least
20. To be beaten at there own game
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2 comments:
Haha, nice list. And thanks for the compliment on my dresser. :-) It was really easy to do, all it took was some acryllic paint and maybe half an hour. See ya.
and your horemones strike again! LOL!
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